A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the
same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and
yells, PIG! .
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back,
WITCH!".They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner,
he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.