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I passed by the nursing home & there were six old ladies lying naked in the front grass.

I thought this was a little peculiar, but continued on my way because it's a long walk & I wanted to get it over with before it got truly hot again today.

On my way back, the ladies were still lying in the yard & to quench my curiosity, I went inside & asked to speak to the director of the facility.

When I asked him if he knew there were 6 naked old ladies lying on his front lawn, he replied, "Yes I know".

"They're retired prostitutes & they're having a yard sale!"

Editted by Calamjo